Snow and more damn snow!

I live in the midwest and let me tell you if it snows again I'm going to jump off my roof. This has been the worse winter we've had in years and I just don't know how much more of this I can take. I still have two sixty pound bags of sand in my trunk, a can of de-icer and a scraper. I have a bag of salt and the shovel sitting right inside the garage ready for action. I went to sleep last night and woke up to seven more inches of the white slippery mess. Right now, I'm sitting looking out the window at all the SUVs racing up the street and with everyone, comes my salute, a stiff middle finger. That's why I need to win the lottery so I can buy that big house on the ocean and every winter while I'm basting in the sun I can watch the weather channel and laugh at all those who live in the midwest. I wonder if someone in Florida is watching and laughing at me?